Thursday, December 13, 2012

Gloves Need to Come Back in Style



While recently trying to figure out how to dress like Audrey Hepburn in Charade, I made a discovery. Nothing I could think up out of my own closet was anywhere near as elegant, and I could think of nothing to buy that would be either. Then, I made another discovery. There were two things that Audrey Hepburn had that I did not, and they were one glove on each hand. Well, to be literal, I do have one pair of vintage leather gloves in beige, but I would never wear them out because people would look at me like some kind of a freak. And that happens often enough as it is, thank you. Far be it from me to purposely attract that kind of attention.

But anyway, I tried on a few things with the gloves, and it made all the difference in the world. That is both a good thing and a bad thing, good because it means that not looking elegant can just be blamed on current fashion, but it's a bad thing because until gloves come back in style (if!), nobody can be impeccably well-dressed. Sadly, it doesn't seem likely, so to relieve my feelings I am blogging about it. (Be glad I'm not blogging about other feelings that could do with relieving.)

The idea that certain aspects of vintage fashion would make us all look better dressed is not limited only to gloves. The list could go on and on. I can think of a few:

Skirts. Not that they are no longer worn, but they are worn far less often than they used to be. I don't really understand why...they are more flattering than pants, comfortable, and some guys have said they prefer them.
Hats. They add about as much to an outfit as gloves do, but they also add a lot to your face, if you choose the right ones. I cannot say much about hats; the fact that they are never worn except for winter, sports, or the beach makes me ill.

Suits for casual wear. Nowadays there is hardly any such thing as a casual suit, or a suit that looks casual even when it is. Last February, I bought a tweed suit for a completely ridiculously cheap price, but I have discovered that wearing it anywhere could only not look out of place unless I carry a sign saying "One-Girl Freak Show." So, I have not worn it once. I am quite sore about that.
Casual dresses. So easy to wear, so flattering, but almost nonexistant, or so it seems. Why can't people satisfy their desire for casualness by wearing dresses made out of casual fabric, instead of sacrificing all nice clothes??
Natural looking makeup. You don't see this very often among many "vintage revivalist" people--they exaggerate their makeup quite a lot--but genuine classic makeup looks are usually a dramatization of natural coloring. It looked like the way people really look, just more so. At least, that is true of the forties and fifties.
Stockings. Seamed or not, what a difference they make! Honestly, how many of us have pretty skin on our legs? I tend to have a few light bruises that pop out out of nowhere, and that's all it takes to look a bit ugly. Also, tights are far more popular than vintage style thigh-highs, which are impractical, but so much more comfortable. And God knows knee highs are too short for anything useful.

Medium-toned skin. I don't get some people's dedication to being pale to the point of being faintly blue, but it makes more sense than orange tans. And tanning was fashionable even as far back as the twenties, there was just more balance.

I am sure there are a lot of things you can add to this list. Please do! Or, better yet, write a post about it. Consider yourself tagged.

Winter bike gloves should protect your hands from the elements during harsh winter temperatures. However, the gloves also have to be flexible enough to provide a comfortable and safe grip on the handle bars. Flexible, warm gloves can be hard to find. Gloves made with fleece insulation often provide better warmth. If you bike in the rain, then look for waterproofing features. All gloves should fit close around the fingers, and tight around the wrists.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The Invention Of The Water Ski Gloves Or How to Get A Grip



Skiing took stamina and consistency.

My first attempt at skiing was on a pair of double skis. It was so unbelievably hard to keep those things together while floating in the water, wearing that bright orange ski vest. I must have tried unsuccessfully one hundred times, before admitting defeat for the day and getting back in the boat. Downtrodden, I would recommit to try again, that is when my frozen body could feel life come back into its limbs, and my teeth would stop that incessant chattering. Needless to say, it was totally in "style" to be a skier in my family's crowd, and I definitely wanted to be a part of that!

Real skiers are tough!

I think that I finally made it up on top of the water by sheer will power alone. I have taught many a novice to ski since then, and I think I still hold the record for the most ‘tries' before actually getting up. Undaunted I kept at it until ultimately I was in style, skiing on one ski, holding my own with those most admired, the "expert" skiers. I was in the exclusive position to go on the early morning runs with the "guys" because I wasn't afraid of having my make-up run, or to be seen with wet hair like some of the other girls. I guess I had a style of my own.

The "Vogue" Ski

A style of my own was truly an understatement. In the early days of skiing you didn't have a lot of choice concerning "style" or fashion in the sport. If you liked it you just did it. There were a few choices of skis available and even less choices of floatation devices to choose from. Today, you could go crazy trying to find the coolest gear, and most up to date equipment, but back then the choices were limited. My parents got me the "coolest" ski around for my eighth grade graduation present, a Vogue (even the name exudes class) Triple Concave Spoiler. It was bright orange with royal blue stripes, a real looker. I skied on that ski for years, selling it only after I got married to purchase a new and more stylish ski, The EP Honeycomb ski (secretly, I wish we had kept my orange beauty!)

Necessity the mother of all invention...help to hold on to the rope.

The one piece of equipment that set me apart from all others was an addition only I had made to the sport. Having small hands it was always a challenge to hold on to the rope, but small hands wasn't the only challenge when it came to holding on. It never failed, when it was my turn up to ski, somebody who had just rubbed suntan lotion all over their body before skiing, had gone before me. This created a huge problem with traction; the oil from their hands was left on the rope. This slippery situation was soon remedied as I came up with an idea of wearing gloves when I went to ski. Now, I know what you are thinking, all skiers today wear gloves, you think you invented it? I promise, in the height of my skiing career, nobody wore gloves; they were not even available at ski shops as equipment.